Shame Aleister McBride! You stop talking that way to your betters! And you be glad you're an Aleister and not a Eunuch. I mean, you're still a catrato, a little creep who can't count above ten without taking off your shoes and God knows, if you did that Environment Canada would declare all of Ontario a toxic waste disaster.

On a lighter subject, I noticed in the Toronto newspaper that Jennifer Dana, of the Ontario Provincial Police, is getting married.