And last, but not least...for the Canadians in our midst! (probably no one else will know who I'm referring to in this one...)

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I'm deeply distressed.
Ever since Meech Lake failed I've been very depressed.
I'm no longer in power and my chin is too long.
If it wasn't too late I'd just cancel this song.
Signed "Big Brian"

Big Brian, Big Brian, is that really you?
You sure got yourself into one Irish stew!
Try wearing a paper bag over your head
Or else maybe work for the U.N. instead.
Signed "Dear Abby"