I have to be careful of what I say about and do with classical guitars, Jon. My next-door neighbor is a classical guitar teacher. She is a European of the old school and has little truck with the steel string. Whenever I complain about the aches and pains associated to learning to play the instrument, she tells me I wouldn't have that problem if I played a classical guitar. I think if I fell in a manhole in her presence, she would tell me that wouldn't have happened if I played the classical guitar.

This thread is degernerating into a humour thread--they seem to do that sometimes. I don't mind, but I might as well fill in my education. What is a Duolian?

Murray