Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my soul is Jurassic I wander around writing poems that are Classic They're all depth and feeling, they maunder most sadly, So how come Mudcatters receive them so badly?
MEander Dogrel
Meander, Meander, you're missing your calling! Put poems to one side, for your ratings are falling! Just stick to your whistle, it's the one thing you do Put the thing in your mouth, and adhese it with glue.