If you bozos had any idea what male Orangutans do when they are alone together, you wouldn't be so het up anymore about what gay men are doin', lemme tell ya!

DISGUSTING!!!!

I always put my gloves on before shakin' an Orangutan's hand. And I get the glove sterilized afterward. If I get in a fight with an Orangutan, I shower for three hours when I get home and I dose up on Vitamin C and hard liquor. You can't be too safe.

- Chongo