"I have a list here of every cable installer fired in the last four years. Check out some of these names: Murray Slaughter, George Jetson, Jean Luc Picard, there's even somebody who liked to call himself "The Big Ragoo".

"HI! Is there a problem with your service?
Yeah, my cable is out.
Really? So you call me? Ha, funny how you call when you NEED something. Is that how you treat people"?

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music".

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