I hope this doesn't sound like an anti-women rant. It's more along the lines of a Venus/Mars observation.

We recently moved from Texas to Georgia.When I was packing up stuff from our bathroom I was astounded to see how many bottles and tubes of body lotion and hand cream that one woman can collect. There must have been gallons of the stuff. When I pointed this out to my dear wife I received a blank stare. Her reply was along the lines of - Well we need all of that. And it turns out that she can remember which of her friends gave her which tube or jar and what the occasion was. It sounds like if women have to give a present to another woman the very first thing they think of is body lotion or hand cream.

Are y'all really that dry? I'll bet that if any of the men here have any products along that line that they have one jar of "stuff". And they'll use it until it's gone and then replace it with one more jar of the very same "stuff". And they will NOT own five jars of the identical lotion in five different scents. Am I right?

And lets not even mention something called "bath salts". Is that anything like Mr Bubble?