And how was Keynsham spelled?

"That's K-E-Y-N-S-H-A-M...."

I just hope that when / if the day comes around when I can't remember what I had for that morning's breakfast, and I'm sitting there waiting to be changed, that the songs filling my head will be Buddy Holly's.

Sadly, I'll probably be sitting there singing "Bumpity bumpity bumpity bump, here comes the galloping major".