I think 'Kiss My Arse' lotion would be bought by the gallon, by hopeful men.. :0)

I have Angel Cream and Rose Cream and Mandarin Cream and Norweigan Fisherman's Cream (eh?)...Marshmallow Cream that has beautiful memories..and some of the best cream I've ever come across...called:

Elizabeth Arden '8 Hour Rescue Cream'

...which ***everyone*** should keep in their First Aid Box...

I discovered it after burning my fingers sooooo badly when I was handed a boiling hot plate at a self service counter. The lady serving the food was on a slightly higher floor than me, so the plate tipped down towards me and my fingers took the full weight of it..and the full heat! OUCH!

I dropped the plate immediately, and instantly two HUGE blisters appeared on the inside of my two middle fingers.....I seemed to go into shockk too, as I suddenly started crying (sooo embarrassing)...They stuck my hand into ice straight away, but were more concerned about filling in the Accident Form than anything else.

I left shortly afterwards, and went down through the department store. On the way out, in the make-up department, one of the girls noticed the tears, yes, they were still flowing......and she took me to see the guy in charge of her department. He stared at my fingers, and frowned, angry that I'd been let go with no real first aid...then he disappeared and came back with the Eight Hour Rescue Cream, extolling its virtues. He dabbed a little on my good hand, then told me to gently rub it in to the blisters...(he wasn't allowed to touch me, of course, stooopid rule that one is!)

Within minutes the pain stopped....and it had been the most intense throbbing pain you could imagine. By the time I got home to Sidmouth, the blisters had disappeared...and next morning, there was no sign at all on my fingers that anything had happened. I was astounded!

Elizabeth Arden originally used it for her horses, on their legs, if they got sore patches...and yes, it does smell like horse linament, but it's absolute MAGIC!   

The other day, I burnt my finger badly again...and I ran to get it...and the same thing happened...out went the pain, down went the redness, and next morning, nothing!...Amazing stuff!