The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #16897   Message #2784484
Posted By: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
09-Dec-09 - 05:54 AM
Thread Name: Arrogance, Ignorance & Greed & Foul Language
Subject: RE: Arrogance, Ignorance & Greed & Foul Language
No doubt MtheGM! Though as to 'cunt' (the word rather than female part, naturally scented or otherwise) I much prefer the more affectionate sounding 'cunny'. Which, as I observed on another thread, fittingly perhaps rhymes with honey: to which BillD responded with this ditty. Considering your prior sentiments, you will no doubt approve.

My Mistress' Cunny
D'Urfey's Pills to Purge Melancholy, 1719

My mistress is a hive of bees
In yonder flowery Garden:
To her they come with loaden thighs,
To ease them of their burden.
As under the bee-hive lieth the wax,
And under the wax is honey,
So under her waist her belly is placed -
And under that, her cunny.

My mistress is a mine of gold,
Would that it were her pleasure
To let me dig within her mould
And roll among her treasure!
As under the moss the mould doth lye,
And under the mould is mony,
So under her waist her belly is placed -
And under that, her cunny.

My mistress is a morn in May,
Which drops of dew down stilleth:
Where'er she goes to sport and play,
The dew down sweetly trilleth.
As under the sun the mist doth lye,
So under the mist it is sunny,
So under her waist her belly is placed -
And under that, her cunny.

My mistress is a pleasant spring,
That yieldeth store of water sweet,
That doth refresh each wither'd thing
Lies trodden under feet.
Her belly is both white and soft,
And downy as any bunny,
That many gallants wish full oft
To play but with her cunny.

My mistress hath the magick sprays,
Of late she takes such wondrous pain
That she can pleasing spirits raise,
And also lay them down again.
Such power hath my tripping doe,
My pretty little bunny,
That many would their lives forego,
To play but with her cunny.