I liked it, too, it made me laugh, thanks. I found getting to *centre age* wasn't so bad as long as I took motherwort tincture and dandelion root tincture, daily.

Oh, and getting *spade* didn't do a thing to alleviate PMS, but they didn't have a name for it then, and it never bothered me that much.

One of my favourite bumper stickers calls hot flashes Power Surges! Now that is what I call a Wild Womon who doesn't get the blues!**BG**

Whoo-Hoo! Celebrate it, make a ritual of it as women did in old times; powerful and mysterious! Treat yourself special...maybe take the edge off.

Having worked for a non-profit which sent things out in the thousands, I can really sympathise. Hope your day got better; thanks for posting your song!

kat