Now where was that song when I was a kid growing up in Oklahoma and being forced to sing the State Song every time I turned around? (Of course, on family trips when we'd come back into Oklahoma's borders, the entire family would break out into a rousing version of the song (the original, not Catspaw's version). Imagine my parents' surprise if i had broken into a song about big bazooms and words that rhymed with truck ...

It might have been nicely astringent ...

ww/pansy rue twidgett