Yeah. Virginity restoration. What a cool idea, eh? It's one of a number of totally bogus ads I did up for nonexistant businesses and services...it was in a satirical pamphlet which ridiculed various aspects of our money-driven society.

The slogan of the virginity restoration service was..."RE-EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF THE FIRST TIME!!! That, you see, could be a selling point for either males or females, depending of course on your particular view of the "FIRST TIME"...some enjoy it, some don't...

Another ad was for "The Elephant Finder", a service that locates lost elephants for a very sizeable fee, and comes with this proviso..."No peanuts are used by our personnel".

Then there was "Friends For Life", the pet taxidermy service, which enabled you to have your toy poodle, your alligator, or even your Uncle Jake's remains preserved right there beside you, propped up by the fireplace, right into your own golden years.

All very tasteful and necessary services for the jaded North American couch potatoe lifestyle.

And yes, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LENA!!!