The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2786265
Posted By: Amos
11-Dec-09 - 01:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
My name is Shane McBride, Shane McBride
My name is Shane McBride, Shane McBride
I was once my mother's pride, but her faith in me it dies
Just because I never tried,
Goddam her eyes.
Oh I drink a lot of beer, a lot of beer
Oh I drink a lot of beer, a lot of beer
Oh I drink a lot of beer, just to bury all my fears
Mainly that I might be queer,
Goddamn my eyes.
Oh, I chase a lot lasses, yes I do.
Oh, I chase a lot lasses, yes I do.
When I've had a couple glasses
Run my hands across their asses
But my offer never passes,
Goddamn their eyes.
Oh, I spent time in the can, in the can.
Oh, I spent time in the can, in the can.
I held upSkinny Stan in his drugstore down the Strand,
Just to prove I was a man,
Goddamn his eyes.
Oh, I never took a wife, took a wife
No, I never took a wife, took a wife.
I try to get 'em to respeck me, but the damsels all reject me.
Somehow no one will accept me,
Goddamn their eyes.