In China town there lived a man, His name was Chicka-Aka-Choo-Chai-Chan, His legs were long and his feet were small, So the poor little bugger couldn't walk at all!

Chicka Aka Choo Chai chai chickanora, Antee nora hee willy wim, Oko oko hit him on a poko, Itty pie itty pie im pim pim!

He was married, so they say, To his wife on his wedding day, And though he was born on the day of his birth, He died on his very last day on Earth!

I grew up in Scotland and sang that as a kid.