I just come across a little bit of British wisdom regarding London's eight daily newspapers.

THE TIMES; Read by people who run the country.
THE MIRROR; Read by people who think they run the country.
THE GUARDIAN; Read by people who think they ought to run the country.
THE STAR; Read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
THE MAIL; Read by the wives of the people who run the country.
THE EXPRESS; Read by people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be.
THE TELEGRAPH; Read by people who still think it is.
THE SUN; Read by people who don't care who runs the country provided she has big tits.
Cheers Bill