BWL has lost his pits
The Emm-man his appendix
This mortal coil is just the shits,
In spite of William Bendix.
The Life of Reilly's full of holes
Where body parts go missing.
And nothing stays just as it should,
And cousins do no kissing.
Alack, a-woe, ah me, oh my,
I do feel broken-hearted!
Except for Janie's turkey pie,
Too many are de-parted!!

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