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Paddy Lay Back    (Today's Version)

[Tune: "Paddy Lay Back"]

It was on a dreary morning in December
That first I saw your ugly kisser here.
Why you were ever hired I don't remember,
You're nothing but a bloody pain in the rear!

Chorus:

Paddy, lay back, cut me some slack;
Take a turn away from sorrow, grief and woe.
About this place make yourself handy,
Or we're bound to have a reprisal in the morn.


You nearly drive me crazy with your questions,
Asking all the day, who, what and which?
Just get to your work is my suggestion;
I'm tired of doing it all, you son-of-a-bitch!

Chorus


Every morning you come in a little later,
And every night you leave a little soon.
You'll soon be such a great procrastinator
That you'll meet yourself in the door at half-past noon.

Chorus


Why they keep you on to me's a mystery;
Why don't you just get fired and told to go?
Is it something in your personal history,
Or is the boss your dad and I don't know?

Chorus



Copyright © 1991, Bob Clayton, Silver Spring, MD