The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #6883   Message #2788289
Posted By: agingcynic
14-Dec-09 - 03:47 PM
Thread Name: Parodies-Non-Intellectual
Subject: RE: Parodies-Non-Intellectual
i have a remake of the old jewel 'shortnin' bread'

sort of a tarantino version

lyrics:

frankie and johnnie went out shootin'
frankie shot johnnie right through the head
sent for the doctor, the doctor said
plug that hole with shornin' bread

chorus:
cause momma's little babies love shortnin' shortnin'
momma's little babies love shortnin' bread

big old sallie went out swimmin'
great big shark bit off her leg
sent for the doctor, the doctor said
stanch that stump in shortnin' bread

chorus

billie the sawyer worked down at the sawmill
one day that saw sawed off his head
sent for the doctor, the doctor said
well, you can't eat bread without no head

chourus

i just posted this at this site:


http://www.myspace.com/dshiflett0