The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #6883 Message #2788289
Posted By: agingcynic
14-Dec-09 - 03:47 PM
Thread Name: Parodies-Non-Intellectual
Subject: RE: Parodies-Non-Intellectual
i have a remake of the old jewel 'shortnin' bread'
sort of a tarantino version
lyrics:
frankie and johnnie went out shootin'
frankie shot johnnie right through the head
sent for the doctor, the doctor said
plug that hole with shornin' bread
chorus:
cause momma's little babies love shortnin' shortnin'
momma's little babies love shortnin' bread
big old sallie went out swimmin'
great big shark bit off her leg
sent for the doctor, the doctor said
stanch that stump in shortnin' bread
chorus
billie the sawyer worked down at the sawmill
one day that saw sawed off his head
sent for the doctor, the doctor said
well, you can't eat bread without no head
chourus
i just posted this at this site:
http://www.myspace.com/dshiflett0