If you guys aren't familiar with Saffire:the Uppity Blueswomen, you need to get some of their stuff - great humor (and occasionally some pathos) related to being a woman. I *think* they have one about PMS, but can't put my finger on it. But I KNOW that they have one with the line "I need a young, young man to drive away my middle-aged blues." ;-)

And they have one they preface by saying that bluesmen are always talking about their snakes, roosters, & what-have-you (barely-veiled references to you-know-what), so they feel it is time to introduce a FEMALE blues animal - and then proceed to sing about a "pretty little silver beaver." - LOL