The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2788478
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
14-Dec-09 - 09:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
My armpits, they have gone away.
Just where they've gone, I cannot say.
I raised my arms into the air,
looked and my armpits just weren't there.

At first I thought it would be grand,
no need for Right Guard, Sure, or Ban.
But now I'm finding out that life
without armpits is naught but strife.

My favorite shirt no longer fits
due to my shortage of armpits.
Its sleeves hang down around my knees,
and flap each time that there's a breeze.

And when I try to raise my hand,
my arm falls off. I'm telling you man,
I'd rather have the screaming shits
than go through life without armpits.

So now I want my armpits back.
Life without pits is no fun, Jack.
So if, as through this life you roam,
you see my armpits, send them home.