Congratulations, Hamish!

Accidentally falling into the BS section is one thing. Accidentally falling into The Mother of All BS Threads is yet another. It's a bit like stepping in something unpleasantly squishy, looking down at your shoe, looking back up, and discovering you're on the moon. The fact that you actually posted something instead of merely hitting the "back" button on your browser is testimony to the vast power Mom exerts over all who come here.