Geeziz Kendall...No wonder you don't pee in the shower. You have fuel line freeze up......You live in Maine ferchrissakes! Even Athlete's Foot Fungus has better sense than to live there! Plus, what idiot would go barefoot in a place where a warm summer day means it got up to 35?
I also have this mental movie sequence where Joebro is pissing on his Granny's feet while explaining the cost savings...............