It's really neat
To pee on your feet
It kills Athlete's Foot Fungus dead,
So you don't have to worry
When driving your lorry
You'll really have nothing to dread.

So for a real treat
Pee on your feet!
Your neighbors and friends can help too.
Don't be a dupe,
Stand around in a group!
It gives everyone something to do.

          --The Noble Rapaire, Piss On You!
             Orilla, Ontario: Pants Press, 1927.