My wife and I were staying in an old bed and breakfast one night when we heard the couple in the next room gear up for a lovemaking marathon. But all we heard was five or ten quick bumps of their headboard against the wall followed by a mans voice saying "Damn - I'm sorry - I'm sorry....".

It was all we could do to keep from laughing our asses off. Esp the next morning when the other couples started coming down for breakfast and we tried guessing which couple it was that had the guy who was quick on the draw.