I have been entertained (if that's the right word) by ......enthusiastic.......couples, early this year at a campground - their tent didn't have very thick walls, neither did our caravan - and on another occasion by a couple in the next room, during the.....enthusiasm..... she said "you should know your way round my lumps and bumps by now"!

My goodness, I didn't quite know where to look next time I saw them. What does one say the next morning? "Good, was it?" "Did he find what he was looking for"? What?

Cheers
JennieG