'Don't cry, you'll sell up'
'Mam, where's me dad', 'In the oven with the meat'
'This day, the next, then fireworks'
'Come ere, while i 'it yer'
'Where yer goin dad', 'There and back to see 'owe far it is'
'It's all me eye and Tommy Martin'
'Eee, tis a sad day when yer learn nowt'