I know....It needs work, but....here's a start...had John Prine's Blue Umbrella sound in mind::


    Oh, Madonna
    You don't have to tell us any more
    The yellow stuff
    Snuffs out footy fungi
    Now. we know what number one is really for

    Urine is strange
    Depending on how you use it
    I had no notion
    We'd be using it for that

    Now, it works the best,
    While soaking in the shower
    Now be careful
    Or, you'll spill it on the floor

    At pee time
    I wonder why you left me
    At soak time
    I wonder what I did
    Since I mostly soak in the shower
    Get lost, was the only thing you said.
   
    A pee bottle
    Has now replaced my Ketchup
    With a special place
    On the old fridgy door
   
    Good News!
    No need to shop at the drugstore any more