Har! Har! Some great stuff here... ;-D

Art, NO ONE can possibly fail to notice that a cat has "shat" on his piece of pizza! Good lord. I mean, there's hardly anthing else on Earth that stinks as badly as cat shit does, so there's just NO way! I think you're telling tall tales. ;-)

Anyway, I suggest you test out the theory by eating a piece of pizza with cat shit on it, and...oh wait...do you have MS? You can't test the theory unless you do, I guess. So you'd have to find someone with MS and get THEM to test out your theory.

Keep in mind that I HAVE tested out the urine on the feet theory and found it to work. Therefore, I am one up on you for confirming theories through personal testing... ;-) I will not swallow (glurk!) your theory about the cat shit causing MS symptoms to abate until you have self-tested it and stood by what you say! (grin)

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Ed - Chongo has investigated your list of anonymous confessions, and found out who made them. As follows:

Confessions:

"I pissed in the shower before it was cool" - George W. Bush AND Shane McBride

"From now on I'll piss in the sink, just to stay one step ahead of everyone else" - Shane McBride

"I just piss off of my deck" - Don McBride AND Shane McBride

"I piss off the front porch at night, only problem is the grass grows faster in that spot" - Me! It's true. I did this off and on one summer and the grass DID grow faster in that spot. Keep in mind that it was at night, and no one lives on the other side of that street anyway nor can our neighbours to either side see that area at night, so it's quite a private spot.

"I once pissed in a plant at a hotel party" - Princess Diana! God knows how she managed it, but that's what Chongo says, and I believe him.