"She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off."


Gadzooks! I shall never be able to look a custard cream in the face again!   :0)

The cure for this er...um...'condition' is ever so simple....children!

Didn't this used to be called nymphomania?

Sounds as if she needs to keep her nymphs under control...and fully clothed at all times...

Oh, the visions! The JOKES!   (someone send for Bruce, immediately!)

I wonder if she worked in the Peak Freams factory? ;0)