Nope, I come from peasant stock......and I know that I'd have been very happy standing on the sidelines just watching and listening...and no-one would have made me sing or dance, if I didn't want to....and a load of other peasants would have felt exactly the same, I'm sure.

Sousaphone sounds more like the latest mobile whatsit to me...

Anyway, no-one has an instrument as big as Barry Lister's.


(and a row of peasants were to be heard helplessly giggling mischievously behind the fine lords and ladies of the Folk Intelligensia)