Two guys were out walking. One of them, who had a stuttering problem, said,

"H-h-h-ey! L-l-l-look at that M-m-m-m-m-maserati!"

"Where?" said his friend.

"Oh, it's g-g-g-gone now."

Later, it was, "W-w-w-wow! L-l-l-l-l-look at the t-t-t-t-tits on that w-w-w-woman!"

"Where?"

"Oh, she's g-g-g-gone now."

"Damn!"

Finally, "D-d-d-did y-y-y-ou s-s-s-see...?"

"I saw it, I saw it!"

"Then wh-wh-wh-why d-d-d-d-did y-y-you s-s-step in it?"

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I like this one because the guy with the "handicap" isn't the butt of the joke, while the "normal" guy, who is impatient with his friend, gets stuck.

Bob Clayton