I think that Grammar is Grim...Grimmer than Grammer though are those who tell you that you've spelt Grammer wrong, but the double grimmergrammergrommerts and the ones who tell you you've spelt spelled wrong too.

Of course, the GrimstoneGrammarstones of English Grammar are those who cannot sleep if the apo'strophey' is put in the wrong place...

I like Elizabethan Grammur the beft.