You serious??? Yikes! I think I'd almost rather have the MS. I hate getting stung by bees.

Mind you, it would be short term pain for long term gain...so...maybe...but I still get quite twitchy thinking about it.

Have you heard the theory about ingesting elephant toenails to cure sleep apnea? Only problem is, the toenails have to be on a living elephant at the time. Dead toenails won't do, because they lack the necessary chi. The only way you can really do it is to convince an elephant to place his foot directly in your mouth. This is best done by lying prone on your back with your mouth open, and the elephant then walks over and steps on your head. NO ONE who has done this has had any more trouble afterward with sleep apnea. I guaran-dam-tee it. ;-)

And it cures a host of other medical problems too...that's why it's called "The Final Solution" in sub-Saharan Africa.