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Thread #53930 Message #2790819
Posted By: GUEST,DareDevyl283
17-Dec-09 - 07:11 PM
Thread Name: Christmas parodies II
Subject: RE: Christmas parodies
12 Days of Eating (a parody of "12 Days of Christmas")
On the first day of eating, I'd really love to see
A big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the second day of eating, I'd really love to see
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the third day of eating, I'd really love to see
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the fourth day of eating, I'd really love to see
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the fifth day of eating, I'd really love to see
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the sixth day of eating, I'd really love to see
6 candy canes
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the seventh day of eating, I'd really love to see
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the eighth day of eating, I'd really love to see
8 cookies baking,
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the ninth day of eating, I'd really love to see
9 rolls a-toasting,
8 cookies baking,
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the tenth day of eating, I'd really love to see
10 bananas splitting,
9 rolls a-toasting,
8 cookies baking,
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the eleventh day of eating, I'd really love to see
11 berries gelling,
10 bananas splitting,
9 rolls a-toasting,
8 cookies baking,
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
On the twelfth day of eating, I'd really love to see
12 cakes a-caking,
11 berries gelling,
10 bananas splitting,
9 rolls a-toasting,
8 cookies baking,
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!
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