Less flippantly, what about if you don't really give a stuff about X Factor? What about if, far from seeing it as some terrible pernicious thing undermining the very fabric of society, you just barely notice it exists, because you don't happen to watch Saturday night telly and you never listen to chart music anyway?

I never liked RATM anyway. I figure they've already sold enough albums for their retirements to be secure, and figure it's pretty dumb to single them out just to make some silly point about the popularity of light entertainment.