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Thread #125868   Message #2791233
Posted By: SINSULL
18-Dec-09 - 10:58 AM
Thread Name: BS: Christmas Cracker Jokes 2009
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Cracker Jokes 2009
Look at the updates. LOL



OUT WITH THE OLD
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
What lies quivering at the bottom of an ocean? A nervous wreck
Which bird is always out of breath? A puffin
Where does Tarzan buy his trousers? A jungle sale
What did baby corn say to mummy corn? Where's popcorn?
What country has a good appetite? Hungary

IN WITH THE NEW
What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Snowflakes
What is a sheep with no arms or legs? A cloud
What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate clauses
What is Rudolph's favourite day of the year? Red Nose Day
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code
What did the shy pebble say? I wish I was a little boulder