A man with a bad stammer goes to a circus, and unfortunately sits in the front row, and a clown comes up to him and cuts off his tie, and the man stands up and stammers, and the clown and all the people laugh, and the man goes away, and vows that he will think up a witty comeback. He takes speech lessons, and enunciation classes, and the next year he goes back to the circus ring, and the clown spots him, and throws a pie in his face, and the man stands up and stammers, and nothing comes out, and everyone laughs, and the man goes away and vows that he will come up with a witty comeback, and he takes meditation, and studies with great humourists, and finally he is ready. He goes into the circus ring, and the clown comes up with a seltzer bottle, and is just about to spray him, when the man stands up, and with a sardonic smile on his face looks at the clown and says: "FUCK OFF CLOWN!!!!!!"

yours, Peter T.