What's up, w-song???

No, not what's up but welcome... Hey, one thing I gotta say is that you got balls fir startin' yer Mudville life unner the line... Ya' see, there's the highbrow area of Muville where people argue endlessly over the geetar taps for "Puff the Magic Dragon" 'er the best tuning for a danged uke... Like, who really care about that stuff... Well, I'll tell who... None of the folks you'll find hidin' down here in BSburg, that's who... We don't give a rat's ass about ukes... We use 'um to start fires... And the Puff Dragon??? He stuck his head in here one time just in time for one of Spawzer's posterior commentaries and ain't been seen since...

But nevermind Puff and ukes...

Yer here now so I'd suggest ya' go outside and run the garden hose on a section of that red Georgia clay and when it get really muddy just grab you up a fistfull an' smush it all over yer head... When you got a head full of smushed Geogia red clay mud then you'll be officially ready to tackle the unner-da'-liners...

But nevermind Puff, mud or ukes, w-song...

Welcome from the Mudville boney-assed, misunderstood, resident hillbilly bluesman...

Bobert