Welcome!! I'm in New Mexico (that's the civilized place just to the left of Texas), and proudly flaunt the title of "member of the audience". This is a pretty good place to hang out, and some of the residents know just about everything about everything (ask them if you don't believe it!).

Just remember, not everyone here is what they seem to be. For example, Bobert teaches English grammar at West South North Carolina University, and Catspaw is really a Baptist minister.