The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2792229
Posted By: Little Hawk
19-Dec-09 - 04:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
If you yearn to date Winona
Still at your door she has not shown-a
Don't let despair afflict persona
Come on down to MOABS!

If your poetry's rejected
And you're feeling quite neglected
By your neighbours disprespected
Come on down to MOABS!

If fantasy's your chosen bag
Your pectorals are showing sag
And people say you're just a hag
Come on down to MOABS!

If to delusions grand you cling
As all your hopes are vanishing
You can always strut and sing
Your glories down at MOABS!