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Thread #24111   Message #279255
Posted By: Bernard
16-Aug-00 - 09:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: All time classic jokes
Subject: RE: BS: All time classic jokes
One day two prawns called Jack & Christian were happily trawling along on the bottom of the ocean when a large shark swam by. Jack turned to Christian and said 'I wish I was one of them'.

Lo and behold the fairy Godcrab turned up and said 'Your wish is granted' and turned Jack into a shark.

Jack was delighted and for a few weeks was happy cruising the ocean eating his friends and enemies alike until he suddenly realised that he was lonely. He had eaten most of his friends and those he hadn't eaten were avoiding him.

He wished as hard as he could to be the way he was before and the Fairy Godcrab heard him and again granted his wish.

As fast as he could Jack hurried to find his friend Christian who was hiding in a large shell. Jack knocked on the shell but his friend shouted 'No! Go away! You'll eat me!'

'No,no I won't' replied Jack, 'It's alright, I'm a prawn again, Christian'.!!!