Amos, I haven't worn a mustache in a very, very long time. THAT is a picture of my brother Tony. Notice how he used to keep his knife pointed at his, ah, groin area. Shortly after this picture was taken he suffered an autovasectomy when he tripped and fell over a pile of petrified camel dung. He had (and still has, for that matter) seven children, some of whom are more childlike than others. He also has four grandchildren: two boys and two ferrets.