But please don't forget about this--can't resist--though I think it's been on here before.


After a session a C, Eb, and a G stopped in a pub.   The bartender was about to ask them what they'd like but then looked down and said:   "We don't serve minors". So the Eb, being a self-sacrificing sort, left, and the others shared an open fifth.   Eventually the G left and the C had a tonic.