I LOVE EVERYBODY THAT POSTED JOKES HERE!

True story from the Musical Family:

Joanne Castle had just whipped off one of her fantastic piano rags, and Mr. Welk took the stage to congratulate her. "Our lovely Choanne Cazzle, wunnerful wunnerful! You know, folgs, Choanne has been part of our Musiggle Family for more than twenny years-a, traveling across this graid country, and in all that time she has never once been laid!"

And another true one ... his famous tip to the band just before kicking off a real hot number, "Here we go, poys, so pee on your toes-a!"

Lawrence Welk's telephone number: a-one, anna-two, anna-1-2-3.

== Johnny in OKC