I think I shall not understand        
The import of a turgid flan        

A flan whose essence by degree        
Becomes one with turgidity        

A flan must breath, a flan must play
Turgid is not the flannish way        

A flan is a dessert so fair        
Turgid is for stale underwear

One wonders just what sort of man        
Would mate turgidity with flan

When flans are made by cooks like me
We don't include turgidity!