Apparently there are two very different songs with this title. One hilarious one is on radio now, and it was so funny and well-written I thought I'd pass it on.


TEQUILA SHEILA
Artist: Flynnville Train

CHO:
She was sippin' on a margerita,
She was holdin' down a corner stool,
She dialed me in with her instamatic grin,
You know I thought she thought that I was cool.
I have to say I had me a good time,
Yeah even with the shape I'm in, Ah,
She led me astray
Una Mas a Jose'--
Tequila Sheila strikes again.

1. Woke up in a motel bed,
Frieght train runnin' through my head,
Minus my wallet, my watch and my boots,
The only thing she left me was my birthday suit!
I faintly remember a-havin' a ball,
But the last thing I really recall... is

CHO

Just then came a knock at the door,
Cops bust in, throw me down on the floor,
Said my ol' truck was in a robbery,
And I look just like the fella in the passenger seat.
I thought the judge would understand,
So I told him ya'll, when I raised my hand...

CHO

Ahoooohoohoo Tequila Sheila strikes again
Ahoooohoohoo Tequila Sheila strikes again

3. They found me guilty of a crime,
Now I'm eatin' bologna, doin' 11-29,
Sharin' a cell, with a fella named Miguel.
I asked what he was in for,
He told me, Senor...

CHO



Source: http://www.kovideo.net/lyrics/f/Flynnville-Train/Tequila-Sheila.html

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