Hard times require daring answers.

RULES:
please confine your CrAzY million dollar ideas to those that could actually turn a profit... Sanity Claus may be waived.
Hint - Do not underestimate the American consumer.



Like Eddie from National Lampoon's Christmas movie, "I've got a million of 'em".

But let me start with just one idea for now.

The Special Collectors Edition of Worldwide Farts with the highly acclaimed scratch and sniff special feature.
Forward written by Spaw with unique scratch and sniff introduction.
(39.99 hard bound coffee table or 19.99 paperback bathroom edition)