I do beleive that if you cook them until they are soggy like my mother used to do (god bless her cotton picking socks.you will fart till the cows come home. In fact if you lit a candle and held it to your bum as you farted, you would become a flame thrower.

I love sprouts the way my wife cooks them. Crunchy with bacon bits.

Blimey am I looking forward to them tomorrow. My favourite vegetable.

I also love roasted parsnips, red cabbage, carrots and green beans.

All of that with bread sauce, Turkey, Duck and Venison.

Mustn't forget the Yorkshire Puds (with anything).

A lovely gravy to go over the top.

Yum yum, can't wait until tomorrow.

Incidentally, how the F did they become the ownership of Brussels