is FOLK, I humbly present this list of actual subtitles I have collected from Hong Kong films.
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1) I am damn unsatisfied to be killed this way.
2) Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3) Gun wounds again?
4) Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5) A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6) Damn, I will burn you into a Bar-B-Q chicken!
7) Take my advice or I'll spank you without pants.
8) Who gave you the nerve to get killed here.
9) Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10) You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11) I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out.
12) You daring lousy guy.
13) Beat him out of recognizable shape.
14) I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.
15) I got knife scars more than the numbers of your legs hair !
16) Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17) The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18) How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19) This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I'm sure that you will not mind that I remove the manhoods and leave them out on the desert floor for your aunts to eat.
20)Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermmination.
21) Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feet on some arse of the giant lizard person.
Art Thieme